AKA: Giac
Enlisted: 2007 - Current
Biop: Giac went a 'man down' earlier this year to the sympathy of all men and non-feminist women. His new aerodynamic body makes him a huge asset for Chevron and GB Juniors. He's a bit nuts (literally)

AKA: CB
Enlisted: 2002 - Current
Biop: GB Junior 1995-1998, GB Open 2003-2004. Played with the legendary Fluid Druids then briefly with Un Poco Loco. Joined Chevron in 2002. Chris is a handler with big throws. Has a penchant for Prawn Cocktail

AKA: Dad
Enlisted: 2002 - Current
Biop: Scottish-Jew Dave is desperate for fame. Have you seen his work? Dave is a GB Open and Chevron handler with and unstoppable break force. Just behind Jimmy Kranky in the Top 500 TV Scots

AKA: Rob
Enlisted: 1995 - Current
Biop: A fat cat of hidden talents including the fact that he can play D (only a few of the old boys can remember it). He also hides a warm and generous persona behind a solid veneer of grumpiness.

AKA: Jacko
Enlisted: 2007 - Current
Biop: Hyperactive Jacko joins Chevron this year with his enthusiasm still untarnished by Dave G’s scottish drones of cynicism. Groomed by Kev Lowe, he is hot on D and steady on O. Feminine complexion.

AKA: Sid
Enlisted: 2004 - Current
Biop: Considered one of the most underrated players, providing first cut options and game-winning blocks at will. He's now even sharper on pitch after a stint playing semi-professional Dodgeball for Boston, USA.

AKA: Caesar
Enlisted: 2006 - Current
Biop: New to the Chevron handling line up, with safe throws, crafty movement, a great attitude and a low centre of gravity. Well, a low everything if we're honest.

AKA: Stu
Enlisted: 1995 - Current
Biop: Described recently as 'the best pound-for-pound player of his generation. See if you can prove him wrong.

AKA: Dyno
Enlisted: 2006 - Current
Biop: 1997: Tattva Hamsters (jnr regiment of Tattva Rats)98-01: Big interlude 2002: Kamaya Maya 2003: GB Juniors 2004: UTB. Tall, fast, looks of a prehistoric lizard. From C.L.O Academy of Mutants

AKA: Pretty Boy
Enlisted: 2005 - Current
Biop: Picked up a disc in 2002 at Exeter University. Played with Uriel, DHB and Tenacious Devon before Chevron. Currently back at Exeter doing an MA. Dave is tall and fast and used to sport a mullet.

AKA: C-Lo
Enlisted: 2002 - Current
Biop: Starting with infamous Phat 'eds in 1998, going on to play for DSM, then the mighty Chevron and represent GB. Returned from a stint abroad playing with Oz champions Chilly from Melbourne.

AKA: Wigsy
Enlisted: 2008 - Current
Biop: Wigsy started playing in 1992, shortly before fathering multiple children. His big nose facilitates his inhuman foghorn. GB open player who usually lets the team do the hard work before getting the glory in the final

AKA: Dane
Enlisted: 2005 - Current
Biop: The ultimate D monkey, runs all day and has no respect for his body when it comes to getting blocks. Don't complain in front of him as he'll probably be in more pain or under an Ibu blanket of wonderment.

AKA: Vaughny
Enlisted: 2008 - Current
Biop: Despite a career over shadowed by his better looking, slimmer and more talented brother; Vaughny has immense talents of his own and is a big part of the Chevron Offence. Tournament winning plays.

AKA: Penny, Minty
Enlisted: 2007 - Current
Biop: New recruit Penny is just a ‘fro ‘n’ tash short of your typical Scouse. When he is not stealing XR2’s to order he can be found on the pitch with lovely disc skills. GB Junior despite looking 47.

AKA: Hard'on
Enlisted: 2004 - Current
Biop: Alan started ultimate with cb back '95 so had no choice but to learn long throws. GB Junior in 1997 Al joined us from Chuft. Handy all over the field but dominantly a handler. Bill Gates go-to man. Ledgend

AKA: Dav
Enlisted: 2007 - Current
Biop: Huge in the air and rapid on the ground. Dav is set to challenge the big boys in Chevron. Gets paid to sit on a beach. Looks a bit like Alf

AKA: Grinner
Enlisted: 2007 - Current
Biop: Started playing in the legendary Mary Stevens park stourbridge, coached by the legendary kamaymaya. GB juniors 2005-06. Now for the first year with chevron. When Owain gets old, he will look like Yoda.

AKA: Beavan
Enlisted: 2005 - Current
Biop: Ex-GB Junior Captain and prominent in the recent mixed squads - a solid O player and a D crazy buffoon. The girls love him - we know he's just a bit sleazy really. Either way, a stud player.

AKA: Evil
Enlisted: 2007 - Current
Biop: First year with Chevron after playing GB juniors for 3 years. Come along way since finishing bottom of tour B with UTB 2nd team! Matt embraces humankind wherever he steps foot. Loves Yorkshire pudding

AKA: Joshie
Enlisted: 2007 - Current
Biop: Prepubescent Josh is the youngest member of the team. He thought he was a ladies man until he realised his mum didn’t count. Josh brings a tenacious and skilful game to Chevron. Half the age of Rob.

AKA: anything starting with 'M'
Enlisted: 2008 - Current
Biop: Started playing in 2003 in St Andrews. enjoys self indulgent sentences, effortless comedy, pseudo intellectuelism and ironic spellinggs.

AKA: Kenny, Kendo
Enlisted: 1995 - Current
Biop: Driven by the bitterness that is treasured by all Man City supporters (and short men) Kendo will be using his tiny turning circle to play every position on the pitch for us this year. Game-winning footblocks.

AKA: Fragile
Enlisted: 2003 - Current
Biop: 2003 was picked up by Chevron in the winter. Since then won MVP in one tour every season (including tour when we made Clapham cry) Fast, Fragile and tendancy to grump. Chevron Faf Reduction Officer

AKA: Hebbo
Enlisted: 2001 - 2003
Biop: First wore the Chevron colours for Worlds in Hawaii and went on to represent Chevron South in 2003. Solid, functional; now spends his days playing with cars.

AKA: Jimmer
Enlisted: 2000 - 2002
Biop: Represented Chevron in Hawaii. His skills on the field are only surpassed by his skills with the ladies. He may be vertically challenged, but the women love him.

AKA: Sweeks, Geeks, Loser
Enlisted: 1998 - 2002
Biop: Si Weeks is proud to have been a member of Chevron. He now plays for Clapham. When he left, he changed. For more information visit www.simonisaloser.co.uk

AKA: Smorgas, Lego Juice
Enlisted: 2007 - 2008
Biop: Danish Viking Jesper enjoys rape, pillage and pleasantly arranged meat buffets. Returning for his second stint with Chevron, Jesper is a force on both O and D. Ladies love his finger of fudge.

AKA: Frank
Enlisted: 2007 - Break
Biop: Kev Lowe introduced Frank to Ultimate in 2002 at age 16. Now at a ripe age of 21, it's his first year with Chevron. The softness of Franks facial hair is shared only by prepubecsent amazonian primates.

AKA: Jiff
Enlisted: 2007 - 2008
Biop: Jeff has been playing a while acquiring some interesting throws. Just starting his second stint with the club he has inspired many and scared a few. Relentless.

AKA: Forrest
Enlisted: 2004 - Break
Biop: Talented artist James enjoys taking huge grabs, massive blocks and running until told to stop. His likeness to Forrest Gump doesn't end there. James is the nice guy of the team. Note use of singular

AKA: Dale
Enlisted: 2007 - Break
Biop: Another graduate from the Kev Lowe Junior Factory and prominant member of GB Juniors 05-07. Tall, great disc skills, he is a 'Playworker'.. real job or oxymoron..you decide. Loves McFly

AKA: Busta-mic
Enlisted: 2004 - Break
Biop: Beat-box Mike thinks he's down with the kids. On Pitch he is quick, agile and relentless. Off pitch he is rarely seen, hiding from debt collectors. Previously Mike Baldwins son, surprising large mouth

AKA: FatNav
Enlisted: 1995 - 2004
Biop: A state of the art navigation system for the 21st Century. Semi retired but still likes a cameo in Europe every now and then.